Always fun, Rocky & Balls that is, not Jessica Fletcher….
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Their Notes: A little song about one of our favourite tv heroines, JB Fletcher.
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In a little fishing town in Maine, there’s a famous lady writer
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Who deals in love revenge and pain and solving crime delights her
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Her looks so unassuming, even muurrrrderers like her
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For when they plan a homicide they stupidly invite her
They say “won’t you come and stay with me, my husband has just died,
I’m getting all his money, they say it’s suicide
You’ll hear the reading of the will, we’ll have a lovely time”
But ol’ JB cannot be fooled, you know she’ll solve the crime.
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But don’t ever go to cabot cove
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Don’t make friends, don’t say hello
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Don’t stick around, don’t stay for tea
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‘Cause you’ll either die or kill somebody
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Jessica Feltcher is gonna getcha
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You’ll end up in jail or on a stretcher
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Is she gonna catch you, you betcha!
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She’s the one and only J B Fletcher
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Jessica Feltcher is gonna getcha
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You’ll end up in jail or on a stretcher
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Is she gonna catch you, you betcha!
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Jessica Beatrice Fletcher
She’s flown all around the world, selling books and giving talks
When she’s on a crime scene her eyes are like a hawk’s
But isn’t she a suspect? Shouldn’t she be caught?
When everybody round her, ends up lined in chalk
So don’t ever go to cabot cove
Don’t make friends, don’t say hello
Don’t stick around, don’t stay for tea
‘Cause you’ll either die or kill somebody
Jessica Feltcher is gonna getcha
You’ll end up in jail or on a stretcher
Will she solve the crime, you betcha!
She’s Jessica Beatrice Fletcher
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